Welcome to Aunt Valerie
Part of the Family Reunion premise.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE HEAD CANON OF ALL TIME
pickup line: ill watch achievement hunter lets plays with you.
im never telling a white boy im egyptian ever again
you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”
Pillsbury needs to chill OUT with their tags good grief
very few things fill me with as much intense secondhand embarrassment as watching a corporation try and navigate through social media in the most hamfisted way possible
listening to a cool new song like
RTAA - Even More Plane Stories
This will help you write good.
im laughing so hard at the last one jfc
why would you even put an iron in a washing machine…
omg #9 is such an accurate representation of my life
|—||Alana Bloom on why she fucks Hannibal (via idontfindyouthatinteresting)|