vashthestampede-deactivated2020:

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

plasmalogical:

plasmalogical:

L + your smithing sucks + you cant hold your ale + nobody seeks the warmth of your hearth

i was at the town square earlier and people were saying your wares were poor quality

throathole:

You didn’t mention he was scrumdiddlyumptious

adonischildsupportcase:

shoyohnt:

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

youhavethewrong:

by @beetlemoses

metroid-fusion:

my server is making big innovations in the 1984 emoji react game

spiralfucker:

I don’t fucking know how to stop buying stupid black T shirts with shit I like on it

shrimpodile-art:

overly-distressed-mouse:

shrimpodile-art:

noticemk:

shrimpodile-art:

his ass is NOT a mechanic!!

btw op. if you even care .

i care.

My contribution if you care about this too btw

spitzy-speaks-jp:

I love Greek food I love. that zeekey sauce

l3irdl3rain:

STOP PUTTING YOUR TOYS IN THERE!!!!!

guerrillatech:

mayasapphire:

coughloop:

ratfuck:

smooshing my penid flat with a rolling pin

SERIOUSLY GUYS DONT DO THIS

I know it sounds fun but Your penid will be smooshed flat

surely this won’t smoosh my penid flat

omtai:

slavicafire:

in this new year I want you to be alright. I hope you move out. I hope you have enough money to feel safe. I hope you abandon shame and forgive yourself. I hope you get enough sleep and some good news. I hope you laugh a lot and the heaviness of the world eases a bit. I wish you to be alright.