mostly-funnytwittertweets:

im-some-lionheart:

powerburial:

BDSM is fine, except for binding people which is fucked up, and dominating people which is fucked up, and sadism which is- lets be real- pretty fucked up, and masochism which is honestly lowkey pathetic

this is what gays under 20 sound like when they talk about kink at pride

pr8r:

homeboygirl:

really digging the sprout growing on top of your head. yeah man you got cute little leafs and everything

girldong:

carpentergothic:

girldong:

Boring: they’re all found

Better: the find the submarine empty

Even better: only one person left

Best: completely new person found alone on submarine

It’s D B Cooper

It’s DB Cooper.

nutmegs-tired:

jerrygirl:

breakfastless behavior

The hobbits @ Aragorn

lohboh:

lohboh:

okay. I am wheezing with laughter. beloved followers. let’s play a game. take a look at this map.

what do you think this is a map of. just any guesses, just drop ‘em in my replies, c'mon.

(if you’ve seen the video I took this from don’t spoil it please)

All very good answers! The closest one was:

Because this is a map for Minecraft Steve’s legality in Smash tournaments

3liza:

catgirlanarchist:

3liza:

ok I’m standing up

me when i’m the real slim shady

you cant post shit on this web site

unclefather:

professor oak: it’s fine. Just pick one. They’ll get in the ball.

bowserwife:

You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.

mummer:

fruitful-gummies:

only-cat-memes:

Your daily dose of cat memes